how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
