This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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