I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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