Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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