Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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