what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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