She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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