My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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