love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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