But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
actually, I'm a sock model
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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