Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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