I hate all girls vehemently.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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