She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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