weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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