We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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