Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Panties = found
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
