he wants to bone in the snuggie
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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