ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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