Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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