you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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