For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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