why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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