I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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