Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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