Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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