we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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