Got a toothbrush?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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