He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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