i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
A+ Viking dick
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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