Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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