For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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