But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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