You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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