..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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