What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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