Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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