she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i dont even know how to be here
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize