My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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