You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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