discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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