But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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