what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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