Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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