the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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