yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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