You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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