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its not stalking. its research.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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