it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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