I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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