God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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