Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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