Ikea night.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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