You just made me feel so damn special
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
