you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So I just went to clothing optional bar
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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