Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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