He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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