I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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